Janet Lupo Showcases Her Ridiculously Full Pair

Holy guacamole, would I like to stick a chip in that dip. Janet Lupo has everything a woman needs plus a little extra. Included in that is cup sizes and hair.

There is nothing I would not give up in order to see this woman on a trampoline. I want it so badly that I will not even specify if it needs to be done with or without a bra to be satisfactory. I do not think it is in any way possible for this to not be satisfactory, unless she decided to plank face down. But I do not think she is the type of person to do something so dastardly. She looks like the type who would care about her fans.

I do not understand how a body can form like this. How can a stomach be that skinny while her hips are so wide? I those kinds of proportions only existed in R. Crumb comics. Janet looks like she is wearing and invisible corset, and frankly that seems like the only explanation. Women tend to be either skinny or thick, but never both at the same time.

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