Playmate Tiffany Taylor’s Hottest Nude Photo Shoot

When a woman has fun bags that are as big as Tiffany Taylor’s do they eventually become insurance deductions? I feel like at a certain point they are no longer a liability, but are instead a safety device. It is like they get upgraded from fun bags to air bags.

I have not had the opportunity to review the statistics, but I think there would be a drastic deduction in her chance of receiving an injury in the event of a car or airplane crash. If I was to have a pair of knockers like hers then I would no longer have to carry around this dang neck brace everywhere I go. It is really inconvenient; it is almost like it does not matter that it reduces my chances of getting whiplash.

I wonder if it matters whether or not she is wearing a bra at the time of the accident. Like, if she has those things being wrangled by a bra then they are the secured landing pads that we all want them to be. But if they are braless then they could become instruments of blunt trauma by thwacking her in the face as soon as the momentum compels them to.

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